Not so much a story as it is a hilarious snippet based on an OOC joke. Selarth recently had Azu added to his blightling collection, and well... one wonders what Selarth would teach...

Selarth's Alphabet

A is for Aegror. They're big, pussy, fat, and ugly. Mabey stupid while I'm at it. They'll eat you.
B is for Blight. Delicious good stuff.
C is for Cat. Don't let the fluffy adorable kittens fool you, they make excellent snacks.
D is for Dung Pile. If you survive rolling in one and come home covered in it, I'd sooner kill you than bath you.
E is for Everyone. Learn to hate them, they tend to do the same.
F is for Fighting. Because its fighting and stuff dies and you make it die.
G is for Grass. Yucky living grass.... It needs more blight. BLIGHT IT.
H is for Human. They're boring, and they're everywhere.
I is not in "Team" but there is an M and an E.
J is for-- ...Hrm... Its a fish hook... hee hee hee... fishy...
K is for uhm... 'Kat'. See 'Cat'.
L is for Line. See this is my side, the line is here, that on the other side is YOUR side.
M is for Mud. Its dirty and fun to squish bipeds in.
N is for No. You'll be hearing it a lot from people.
O is for Ogre. They're big and stupid and make excellent fodder in aegis armies.
P is for Pygmy. They tend to be ogre slaves and about as annoying.

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